Eugene Rant

"The cause of America is, in a great measure, the cause of all mankind." --Thomas Paine

Friday, November 26, 2010

I've alway's enjoyed Dutch Bros' customer service.

EUGENE, Or --- A coffee shop robber was shot Wednesday night by one of the shop's employees and was found dead at the scene. The deceased suspect's name is Sirus Combs, age 27, from Eugene.

Police say Combs and an accomplice robbed the Dutch Bros. stand at 2115 Franklin Blvd in Eugene at around 9pm. There was an exchange of gunfire during the robbery and one of the suspects was shot and killed by the employee.

Police are looking for the second suspect who is described as a white male aged 20 to 30 years old, 5'10" tall, blonde hair, last seen wearing jeans, brown hiking shoes with black bottoms and a zip-up puffy coat with a fold down collar.


When is this young man's parade going to be held?

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Nature's Superfoods: The All-Day Breakfast.

I'm good until 7 or thereabouts:



Two duck eggs, one biscuit, potatos au gratin, and country gravy.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Woe to the Republic!

How did we come to this?



Even when he's just hugging a puppy, Vladimir Putin is ten, maybe twenty times more badass than our President.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

An anniversary

Only 40 years ago this week, ODOT tried to blow up a dead, rancid, Sperm whale.

What could possibly go wrong?

At least they tried something. I suppose our current leadership would just let it rot as a "celebration of the magic of nature".

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Happy birthday USMC and a happy Veteran's day.

A trainee took part of the morning off to go to the VA clinic here in town. He wanted to see if they'll fix the shoulder that began its ruination while he served in Iraq as a Marine.

He was to report at 08:00 for a blood draw.

Still absent at 09:00, I texted him. "Are you still in line?"

He texted back. "Well, no. We all took a number, just like at the DMV or the courthouse. The difference is, I'm surrounded by a bunch of respectable guys, rather than a bunch of felons and leeches."

What a fine insight!

And here's another thought: A Veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, signed a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."

We're buying lunch for the veterans in our lab tomorrow. Please do something nice for your's

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

How to interact with Cancer patients.

Or not, as the case may be.

I'm going to miss Mr. Hitchens. I think it would be OK to say that.

Thanks, Zeta Woof, for reminding me to do this.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Good advice many have forgotten

Saturday, November 06, 2010

As long As I'm ranting on ignorant hippies...



This was over at xkcd. If you own a brain, you should go there on a regular basis.

Parody - Hitler reacts to the 2010 elections

Cliche' by now, but I laughed:

Friday, November 05, 2010

That stupid bumper sticker deconstructed.

Since I see it everywhere:



Thanks, Dr. Horowitz!

Thursday, November 04, 2010

How the left stole the Oregon Governorship again.

click on title for link

Occasionally, The Oregonian prints a tiny bit of truth.

I think they've dropped their mask and are actually gloating.

BTW: If Oregon waitstaff are getting the State's outlandish minimum wage, I'm going to review my tipping policy.

Who killed the electric car?

Reality!

This report by the NCPA shows that a viable electric car is still a greenie pipe-dream, and an ecological nightmare.

Elitists should be free to believe in, and buy all the unicorn-fart technology they want. They shouldn't be able to force you and me to adopt it at gunpoint.

Should our Nation survive, it will be on coal, oil, and nuclear for at least the next 150 years.

Monday, November 01, 2010

A return to civility?

Why bother?

I think what Om-bama means is that conservatives are finally treating lefties the way lefties have treated conservatives all along. I'll bet it really hurts his feelings too!



You're all a bunch of oafish poltroons!